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: Walk down any high street these days and a thick, saccharine effluent will fart its way : towards you from open windows and nasal passages - great billowing clouds of strawberry, kiwi, grape, : garlic, bacon, birthday cake, chicken and : waffles, beer and nacho cheese flavours emerging from e-cigarettes at every turn. You are now in the thrall of the ‘vape wake', the dreaded : blight that has fallen on town and country : all over the UK like a miasma. It makes me sick. : : Forgive me if this sounds mean, grumpy and old-fashioned, but I don't : want to inhale your kipper-cupcake aroma. You see : them before you smell them, toxic clouds that pursue us non-vapers around : street corners. Every new model emits nightmare-fragranced, : pestilential cumuli that seem to have an even longer : reach than the last. And they are everywhere. : While I'm not a smoker myself, I am not opposed to the art of smoking proper : cigarettes. It may be an outdated notion, but I find there is something film noirish about smoking a cigarette. : Drawing on a Marlboro Light à la Kate Moss, or brandishing a cigarette holder like Marlene Dietrich : is cool and arousing. A vape? Not so much. It's a babyish habit : - an adult sippy cup. It's like comparing : a can of Monster Energy drink to the fine wine of a filter tip. : Cigarettes are also honest - they smell of smoke, chemicals and danger, unwilling to mask their aura of ill health and jeopardy with the aroma of a children's birthday party. : : My first (and definitely last) breathalyser : of despondency was bought this week in my vape-wake : polluted Oxfordshire market town, where I had no less : than ten vape vendors to choose from. I headed into a shop fitted out : like a sparse 1970s Krakow chemist where, in between her own surreptitious puffs on something that ponged like Poundland air-freshener, : my kindly sommelier enquired about my preferred brands, strengths and flavours.  : A whole new world of ghastliness opened up. I was educated in the art of ‘ripping : clouds' (making bigger and denser puffs), ‘flooding' (the gurgling : sound caused by an over-saturated vape coil) : and even the dangers of popcorn lung (aka the chronic lung disease : bronchiolitis obliterans). Then I was introduced to : myriad vape marques with names like Pokemon, Elf Bar, Lost : Mary, Voopoo, Double Drip, Doozy and, inexplicably, one called Dinner Lady. : A fiver bought me a Lost Mary pink lemonade and a stern warning of the product's : highly addictive quality. The smoky soda pop's 10ml ‘nic salt : juice' promised up to 6,000 puffs. Six. Sodding. Thousand. : Literally, hundreds and hundreds of opportunities to spread vape wake to neighbours, : fellow pedestrians and traffic-jammed drivers. : And what did my first vape feel and taste like? Shame. Sucking : at the vaporised e-liquid was akin to smoking a : bag of warm Tangfastics, my Lost Mary's hot, sickly-sweet v-mist entering my lungs like a friendly poison. : Our caring and trustworthy NHS supports the idea of vaping : being safer than smoking, recommending it as a way to wean addicts off harmful tobacco-based : products. But vaping may be worse for your health than cigarettes. : A recent report by researchers from Manchester Metropolitan University found that because e-cigarettes allow people : to inhale nicotine in a vapour (produced by heating a liquid typically containing propylene glycol, vegetable glycerine, flavourings and other chemicals), the high nicotine content : increases heart rate and blood pressure. This can make blood vessels : constrict and damage artery walls. : Vaping also abandons conventional smoking's easily quantifiable lighting : and stubbing-out in favour of a continuous puffing : experience, which means it's hard to know how much you've inhaled. : Plus there's the risk of secondhand exposure. : ‘Aerosols from vaping contain heavy metals and ultrafine particles, : ' Dr Talat Islam, co-author of a study on secondhand vaping published in The British : Medical Journal, told the American Heart Association. ‘If : somebody is vaping in the same area, those particles are entering your lungs, where they can do damage.' : This vape virgin's take? E-smoking is to real smoking what : digital music streaming is to vinyl. It's a bland, backlit Kindle versus a weighty hardback novel. : An NFT artwork versus an oil on canvas master. So, vape wakers, wake up and smell : the watermelon garlic birthday cake. Do not get sucked in. And who in their right mind wants to : puff on a Dinner Lady, anyway?

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